My weekend in Haiku

Yesterday I went
to an autism dinner,
Chi Ling performed well.

I met Martin Yan
"if Yan can cook, so can you!"
that guy is so G.

I played Brahms today,
it was a great performance,
I played very well.

Went to Boiling Crab
with Will, Bianca, and Tonez
my ass hella hurts.

I got schooled today
on crabs, by a fine crab wench.
She was pretty hot.