Saturday, October 23, 2010

The State of Education

This is going to be a long one, I hope you have time...

This morning I was thinking about block scheduling and how the math and foreign language teachers are totally against it because they would have to rethink the way they teach. When you have the same power point for ten years of teaching Algebra 1, it would be a difficult change. We wouldn't want our most important teachers to have to change the way they teach. The fact of the matter is that kids need to learn math. It is the only subject that we can quantify in a test score. There is only one right answer for a math problem. 2 hours of math homework every night should be minimum if we want to keep up with Iran and North Korea.

English teachers have been complaining that the district wants to get rid of books and just teach everything out of a textbook and the same anthology. This would cut costs and even the playing field. The district wants to be able to measure in a benchmark test score and the only way is if all of the students read the same thing at the same time. It would also be cheaper to buy one textbook instead of a bunch of different novels. Just like North Korea, we should only read books by our Dear Leader. That ensures that everyone gains the same superior knowledge.

If you want all students to graduate high school with the same knowledge, lets keep doing what we're doing. Let's also get rid of all the arts and music or at least keep it as an "elective" so as to make sure that students all come out the same. I mean who gave these people called "artists" license to teach? All they did was take a bunch of LSD in college and splatter some paint, make bongs in ceramics, and sing in the choir for the free trips to Europe. Get a real job and learn some math and go be an engineer like everyone else.

Only Spanish should be taught as a foreign language because our students need to be able to read and write "Slave". Don't teach them how to converse either (not that they teach this anyways) because Spanish speaking people need to just obey orders and non-Spanish speaking people are supposed to give them.

I have nothing to say about history and science other than it makes for a good AP class. Those are important in raising the API score of any school or district. Although we shouldn't be teaching the lie of evolution. Everyone knows that man came from Adam and Eve. Able and Cain were their two offspring and those two men procreated to have civilization as we know it until that flood wiped out everyone and the son's of Noah procreated. I guess two men can have offspring, but they can't get married in California because that would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Physical education is important. At the moment our youth become more and more obese. All I ask is to find a positive way to teach kids how to enjoy physical activity. My PE experience was one that many youth experience, a place for ridicule. My lack of self-esteem was only magnified in this class.

Education is here to create the drones of society. They should all think the same, act the same, and dress the same. If a kid can't learn in the way we teach, prescribe him some drugs so that he will. It should be a well-oiled machine.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Concerts and the last few weeks



So after my birthday there was a week of work Furlough. That means I didn't work and I didn't get paid. Furthermore I called in sick on friday and the fuckin' district is going to dock my pay unless I have a doctors note. This policy is to ensure that teachers don't take a day off work before the vacation to get an extra day of work. God forbid that we should get a longer weekend.

Then I had work on Monday, went and saw his Holiness the Dalai Lama on Tuesday, a concert on Wednesday, and a concert on Thursday. Friday I rode my bike to work and back with Reza. Saturday I went rock climbing in the morning and the Latino Fundraising ball on Saturday night. Sunday I watched the Raiders and Giants lose, I lost in one fantasy league and beat Nolan in the other one.

I would like to share a verse from the text of གླང་རི་ཐང་པ། called Eight Verses for training the mind that I was taught by the Dalai Lama

With a determination to accomplish
The highest welfare for all sentient beings
Who surpass even a wish-granting jewel
I will learn to hold them supremely dear.

Whenever I associate with others I will learn
To think of myself as the lowest among all
And respectfully hold others to be supreme
From the very depths of my heart.

In all actions I will learn to search into my mind
And as soon as an afflictive emotion arises
Endangering myself and others
Will firmly face and avert it.

I will learn to cherish beings of bad nature
And those oppressed by strong sins and suffering
As if I had found a precious
Treasure very difficult to find.

When others out of jealousy treat me badly
With abuse, slander, and so on,
I will learn to take on all loss,
And offer victory to them.

When one whom I have benefited with great hope
Unreasonably hurts me very badly,
I will learn to view that person
As an excellent spiritual guide.

In short, I will learn to offer to everyone without exception
All help and happiness directly and indirectly
And respectfully take upon myself
All harm and suffering of my mothers.

I will learn to keep all these practices
Undefiled by the stains of the eight worldly conceptions
And by understanding all phenomena as like illusions
Be released from the bondage of attachment.