I'm already a millionaire, just waiting on the check
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Food
The Mozart Requiem
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Some common courtesy for you
Monday, May 2, 2011
I'm not the only choir director teaching sex in my class
Matona, mia cara, Mi follere canzon,
Cantar sotto finestra, Lantze bon compagnon.
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
Ti prego m'ascoltare, che mi cantar de bon,
E mi ti foller bene, come greco e capon.
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
Comandar alle cacce, cacciar, cacciar con le falcon,
Mi ti portar becacce, grasse come rognon.
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
Se mi non saper dire, tante belle razon,
Petrarcha mi non saper, Ne fonte d'Helicon.
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
Se ti mi foller bene, mi non esser poltron,
Mi ficcar tutta notte urtar, urtar, urtar come monton,
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
My lovely Lady, I want a song to sing
Under your window: this lancer is jolly fellow!
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
Please listen to me, because I'm singing well
And I'm as fond of you as a Greek is of a capon!
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
When I go hunting, I hunt with the falcon,
And I'll bring you a woodcock, as fat as a kidney
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
I cannot tell you many elegant things,
I know nothing of Petrarch, nor the Fountain of Helicon
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
If you'll love me I won't be lazy
I will fuck all night long, I will thrust like a ram
Don don don, diri diri, don don don don.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
More Foods
Best fucking lentils ever!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Four Twenty
- In Pre-Protestant Europe, the Catholic Church sold indulgences so people can sin and still get into heaven
- In the 1950's, people bought bunkers to build in their backyard for when Russia nuked America
- In California, supplies of Potassium Iodide sold out after the Fukashima Nuclear plant halfway around the world released some radiation
- Y2k...no need to explain how millions stocked up on survival supplies and filled their bunkers for the coming apocalypse
- Handguns...anyone who needs one is probably afraid of something
- The TSA
- A few of my Asian friends have never played baseball in his life, yet he owns a ba